Studoc: (while starting to take my vitals, and in his doctor tone) Hi, can you tell me your name please?
Me: Princess Peach.
Studoc: Nice to meet you, Princess. Can you tell me how old you are?
Studoc: Ninety-seven, wow, that's great. Can you tell me where you are and be a little specific?
Me: I'm in an apartment, sitting on a couch purchased at Costco.
Studoc: That's nice and specific, thanks. Can you tell me the date out to the year?
Me: November something, 2010.
Studoc: Okay, thanks. Do you identify with any race or ethnicity?
Studoc: Cambodian?.....okay, that's great. Do you identify with any sexual orientation?
Studoc: Okay, thanks, Princess. (Then the part he has to recite to the exam proctor) This is a ninety-seven year old Cambodian female who is well-developed, well-nourished, and alert and oriented to person, place and time and shows no signs of acute distress.
That last part was solely from my own memory....pretty sure it's close to accurate (see honey? I listen to your medical stuff! :)
Even though the playing patient part can be really uncomfortable (like having your husband blind your pupils, stick the looky-light thing in your ears and up your nose) HEY--an evening with hubby is an evening with hubby!