...a simple, relaxing massage by your husband inevitably turns into a full-fledged anatomy lesson.
Actual conversation 1:
ME: That feels great on my neck....my neck has felt tight lately.
STUDOC: Yeah, this is where your (such and such) artery is. It starts here, and connects here, and here are some of your lymphnodes....
ME: ....wow. This is so relaxing.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Actual conversation 2:
STUDOC: Can you take off your socks so I can feel your feet?
ME: Sure! I'd love a foot massage!
STUDOC: (feeling my feet) Today we learned how to feel a person's pulse in two different places on the foot....(uncomfortable poking and prodding)
ME: Um, that kind of hurts.
STUDOC: Sorry....(with enthusiasm) see look!....I can feel your pulse here......and ........here.......
ME: Hmmm.....that's great. This is the worst foot massage ever.
STUDOC: (laughs) And I can feel your (such and such) ligaments...
ME: (sigh) (smile) :)
6 comments:
: ) Ah yes, I know this experience. Glad to have found you. Looking forward to reading more about y'all's MS1 experience.
Yay! Another MS1 blog, yours is the first I've found. I know what you mean, all of a sudden every conversation is about the human body. And NOT in a romantic way!
haha! this is so true! my husband does the exact same things! hilarious!
ahahahah! I love this! Been there :0)
HAHA! This is great! The cardiac exam and lymph node exam were my favorite! My husband is in his 4th year (yay!) and I frequently remind him that he needs to practice those two exams ;)
Post a Comment